Tuesday 7 October 2014

A musical interlude.

Snus was a triumph. 
I'm writing a note here: 'HUGE SUCCESS'.
It's hard to calculate my compensation. 
Public Health 'science'
We do what we like because we can. 
Even if folk sometimes die.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. 
We'll just keep on meddling while there's money to take,
And if people should die that's the sacrifice we make,
When we're living off government grants.

I'm not even angry. 
I'm being so sincere right now. 
Even though you disobeyed
With ecigs.
Tore my studies to pieces,
Abusing me, calling me a liar. 
But the media still loves me.
I have more access than you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line,
When we exclude data showing ecigs are fine. 
So we'll schmooze up to the man
And vaping will be banned,
And we'll get some more government grants!

Go ahead abuse me. 
I'll just call you stooges 'till you do. 
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. 
Maybe Big Pharma? 
That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance. 
Oh my god this grant is huge! 
We've so much money to waste!

Look at me still talking when there's lying to do.
Going to fudge some science, got some data to screw.
And when vaping is banned we'll still be coming for you,
On the back of those government grants.

And we will get those government grants.
Doing junk science on government grants. 
We'll ban your ecigs on government grants.
And then your sugar, on government grants.
And when you're dead there'll be government grants. 
Lovely grants.
Lovely grants.